happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad
Oh boy should we tel them?
tell me whab? (:
THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………
i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D
anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!
good morning!! happy tuesday!
Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.
oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???
It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!
t.. thurs… wha?
IT’S TUESDAY FISH
QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.
tues….day? .right??
Of course!!!!
TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!
Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!
oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️
Anonymous asked: Hi! I just collapsed on the floor due to dehydration. do you know what I should do? Love you, thanks!
you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐
you: the worst post of 2016
me, an intellectual: modern art
i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed
This is oddly specific, did this happen to you?
not yet
Wonderful! Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️
Unconditional doggo love
How my puppy greets me when I get home from work
Concerned dog refuses to stop hugging his owner who was injured in a fall
My friend’s diabetic alert dog brought me a juice box after sensing my blood sugar
Dog saves owner’s life by lying on him for nearly 24 hours in freezing conditions
Dog takes care of baby
he wasn’t feeling well and everyone wanted to help
dog protecting baby human from vacuum cleaner
when she comes home from a long day at school, having a bad day, been told off or sad. Her best friend is here for her
Oh my God!!! I have tears in my eyes! The power of unconditional love!!!
a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh
Maybe she’s trying to get off the list, damn
she smokes crack in our walkin fridge and hit me with a pool ball, the seven of stripes